Colonist Gifts

Fifty years of deprivation for the colonists...

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Colonial Larrysburg.

Save Mars

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

William Bentinck

Rudyard Kipling

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Cementing the British Presence in Egypt

'I came to the new world to find something...now what was it?'

'I got them to agree to a small settlement.'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'This is the showhouse, but in fact all the units have the same imaginative use of space. '

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

"With any luck, this mob will high-tail it back home when we tell 'em about the 14 day quarantine."

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

'Oh, no, Columbus - lawyers!'

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?'

'Oh,no, not again!'

British Occupation of Peking-Opium Wars

Death of General Gordon

Plymouth Rock Long Term Parking, $1 per Day.

'Banjo' Paterson & Rudyard Kipling.

"I think they're saying something about wanting to maintain the integrity of their border."

"We're looking for something in a colonial."

Elizabeth I says: 'You've named one of the American colonies after me? I can't wait to visit Betty!'

Columbus claims the New World