Colonizer Gifts

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Colonial Larrysburg.

Save Mars

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Rudyard Kipling

William Bentinck

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

Cementing the British Presence in Egypt

'I got them to agree to a small settlement.'

'This is the showhouse, but in fact all the units have the same imaginative use of space. '

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

"With any luck, this mob will high-tail it back home when we tell 'em about the 14 day quarantine."

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

'Oh, no, Columbus - lawyers!'

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?'

Death of General Gordon

'Banjo' Paterson & Rudyard Kipling.

Plymouth Rock Long Term Parking, $1 per Day.

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

"I think they're saying something about wanting to maintain the integrity of their border."

"We're looking for something in a colonial."

Elizabeth I says: 'You've named one of the American colonies after me? I can't wait to visit Betty!'

'It's a whole new ball game.'