Hipster Colonizer Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the eclectic spirit of the hipster colonizer? Our curated collection combines vintage-inspired designs with witty humor, making it a memorable surprise. Whether they love irony, vintage aesthetics, or making bold statements, you'll find something that speaks their language. These thoughtfully designed products are ideal for expressing their unique personality, embracing their love for all things retro, and poking fun at their adventurous, if slightly cheeky, worldview.

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"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

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"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character." mockup

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

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"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?" mockup

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

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"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it." mockup

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

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Emergency Hipster Beard

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"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?" mockup

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

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A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards... mockup

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

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"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus." mockup

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

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"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial." mockup

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

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Old rocker.

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Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

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"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

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"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

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"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?" mockup

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

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Spontaneous Kombucha

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Your Guide to Winning Movember

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Save Mars

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The Organic

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Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

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Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

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