Hipster Hero Gifts

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

"You had me at pumpkin."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

Baby clinging to beard

Wifi in Hell

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Spontaneous Kombucha

The Organic

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

A train's dining car is a diner.

Woke Jersey Shore

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

What your guitar says about you.

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Artisanal Pottery

Hipster Coffee