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"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

"You had me at pumpkin."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

Baby clinging to beard

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Old rocker.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Spontaneous Kombucha

The Organic

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

What your guitar says about you.

A train's dining car is a diner.

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Woke Jersey Shore

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

Hipster Coffee

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Rapunzel climbs the tower.