Hipster Trendsetter Gifts

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

"How about a mustache? Everyone's wearing them."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"I'm looking for a memorable flavor experience at a forgettable price."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"He's deliciously vintage."

The Organic

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

A train's dining car is a diner.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Homing Beatnik

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

Handlebar Moustache Man

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"Cool bling bro!"