Hipster Trendsetter Pillows

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Boss, the customers are demanding to know why the muffins taste like ground cardboard. There was a sale on week-old organic oat bran and cardboard muffins. Should I tell them that? Depends. Are the men wearing lumberjack beards and hipster glasses? And are the women wearing Salvation Army clothes and hipster glasses? Yes. Tell them.

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

"How about a mustache? Everyone's wearing them."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"I'm looking for a memorable flavor experience at a forgettable price."

Wifi in Hell

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

The Organic

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Homing Beatnik

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

Handlebar Moustache Man

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."