Hipster Style Lover Pillows

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I'm your hip replacement."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Hipster Coffee

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"I don't want the burger on a trendy wooden platter, the egg on Welsh slate or, my fries in a terracotta pot - I want soup served in a sock!"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Hulk hate puny barista’s rosette pattern latte art!!"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

Caricature of a chicken

Man bun tending

"Regular coffee? Really? Seriously?"

Hipster Island

'Hip!'

Hipster Replacement

"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."

"Sometimes, just to agitate them, I flash my jar on instant coffee."

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."

"Hipsto"