Hipster Chic Devotee Pillows

"I told my parents you're a lumberjack."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Joined at the hipster.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Old rocker.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Spontaneous Kombucha

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

A train's dining car is a diner.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Hipster Coffee

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."