Hipster Style Devotee Pillows

the Williamsburg Beard Co-Op

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Joined at the hipster.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"He's deliciously vintage."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Hipster Coffee

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."