Hipster Style Devotee Gifts

the Williamsburg Beard Co-Op

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Old rocker.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

A train's dining car is a diner.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Hipster Coffee

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."