Hipster Lovers Gifts

"Oh yeh! Well my dad's beard is bigger than your dad's!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Old rocker.

Spontaneous Kombucha

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

A train's dining car is a diner.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Hipster Coffee

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

Handlebar Moustache Man

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"