Hipster Lovers Mugs

"Oh yeh! Well my dad's beard is bigger than your dad's!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Wifi in Hell

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Joined at the hipster.

Old rocker.

Spontaneous Kombucha

"He's deliciously vintage."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Hipster Coffee

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

Handlebar Moustache Man

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."