Hipster Aficionados Mugs

"Dad, when someone your age grows a beard it's cultural appropriation."

Joined at the hipster.

Hipsters knit their beards.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"He's deliciously vintage."

Spontaneous Kombucha

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Hipster Coffee

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."