Hipster Admirer Mugs

"Are you starting to feel fabulous yet?"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"I'm your hip replacement."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Hipster Coffee

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Hipsters knit their beards.

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"Believe me, nobody's going to care you had facial hair a hundred million years from today."

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"Hulk hate puny barista’s rosette pattern latte art!!"

"I don't want the burger on a trendy wooden platter, the egg on Welsh slate or, my fries in a terracotta pot - I want soup served in a sock!"

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

Caricature of a chicken