Hipster Scene Enthusiast Mugs

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Old rocker.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"He's deliciously vintage."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

A train's dining car is a diner.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Hipster Coffee

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."