Hipster Scene Enthusiast Mugs

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Joined at the hipster.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Old rocker.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"He's deliciously vintage."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

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