Hipster Culture Enthusiast Mugs

The Niche Economy

"Like my Facebook page."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

White Guys Waiting In Line Ale

"Regular coffee? Really? Seriously?"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I don't want the burger on a trendy wooden platter, the egg on Welsh slate or, my fries in a terracotta pot - I want soup served in a sock!"

"Don't forget to turn on the wifi before the contemporary service."

"Sometimes, just to agitate them, I flash my jar on instant coffee."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Old rocker.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

Spontaneous Kombucha

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

The Organic

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."