Hipster Culture Enthusiast Gifts

The Niche Economy

"Like my Facebook page."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

White Guys Waiting In Line Ale

"Regular coffee? Really? Seriously?"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I don't want the burger on a trendy wooden platter, the egg on Welsh slate or, my fries in a terracotta pot - I want soup served in a sock!"

"Don't forget to turn on the wifi before the contemporary service."

"Sometimes, just to agitate them, I flash my jar on instant coffee."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Wifi in Hell

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Joined at the hipster.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Old rocker.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"He's deliciously vintage."

Spontaneous Kombucha

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Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Organic

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."