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Armstrong, what's "beardilizer," and why's our menu say we can add it to any coffee drink? Studies show the male hipster spends 14% more on coffee than the average patron. Studies also show that 78% of male hipsters are trying to grow huge lumberjack beards. Studies also show that a pallet of fertilizer somehow flew off of a freight train as it passed by my house last week. Very bad man. Remind me to thank whoever added that speed-bump to the train tracks by my house.
You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf
Wifi in Hell
"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"
Joined at the hipster.
Emergency Hipster Beard
"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."
"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."
"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."
Old rocker.
Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer
"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"
"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"
Spontaneous Kombucha
Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard
Your Guide to Winning Movember
Peak Beard/High Peak Beard
Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.
The Organic
Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.
"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."
"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"
"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."
"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"
"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."
'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'
Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...
"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."
"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."
A train's dining car is a diner.
"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."
"I'm your hip replacement."
'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'
Can I get you another coffee?
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