Hipster Culture Seeker Gifts

"Here's a cappuccino place. Oh, forget it—too many nose rings with sketchbooks."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Wifi in Hell

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Joined at the hipster.

Old rocker.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Spontaneous Kombucha

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

The Organic

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."