Hipster Culture Aficionado Gifts

At the local beards anon meeting

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

A man with long beard is looking at Beard Monthly magazine which has a long centerfold featuring a long beard.

"Thanks Dude!"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

See the amazing non-bearded man!

Zane found a hymnal left behind from the traditional service, but he couldn't figure out how to power it up.

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

Spontaneous Kombucha

"He's deliciously vintage."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

A train's dining car is a diner.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Hipster Coffee