Hipster Admirer Gifts

"Are you starting to feel fabulous yet?"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Joined at the hipster.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"He's deliciously vintage."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"I'm your hip replacement."

Hipster Coffee

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"You want to be a WHAT?"

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion. Oh no. I've spent the last 72 hours analyzing our customer base. Our granola and kale latte helped us capture the hipster demo once we bundled it with cigarettes and vinyl records. Our caffeine-infused mocha helped us capture the white-collar set once we bundled it with motivational recordings. But there's one demographic we still haven't monopolized. First-time parents of toddlers. How proficient are you at potty training? I q

"I don't want the burger on a trendy wooden platter, the egg on Welsh slate or, my fries in a terracotta pot - I want soup served in a sock!"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Hulk hate puny barista’s rosette pattern latte art!!"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

"Believe me, nobody's going to care you had facial hair a hundred million years from today."

Hipsters knit their beards.

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"So....what's the skinny?"