Hipster Fashion Lover Gifts

"Thanks Dude!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"He's deliciously vintage."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I'm your hip replacement."

Hipster Coffee

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion. Oh no. I've spent the last 72 hours analyzing our customer base. Our granola and kale latte helped us capture the hipster demo once we bundled it with cigarettes and vinyl records. Our caffeine-infused mocha helped us capture the white-collar set once we bundled it with motivational recordings. But there's one demographic we still haven't monopolized. First-time parents of toddlers. How proficient are you at potty training? I q

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"You want to be a WHAT?"

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

Caricature of a chicken

Man bun tending

"So....what's the skinny?"

Hipster Island

'Hip!'

"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."

"Hipsto"

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."