Hipster Chic Devotee Prints

"I told my parents you're a lumberjack."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Old rocker.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Hipster Coffee

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."