Hipster Chic Enthusiast Prints

"He's deliciously vintage."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"I'm your hip replacement."

Hipster Coffee

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"I don't want the burger on a trendy wooden platter, the egg on Welsh slate or, my fries in a terracotta pot - I want soup served in a sock!"

Hipsters knit their beards.

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

"Hulk hate puny barista’s rosette pattern latte art!!"

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

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