Hipster Vibes Enthusiast Prints

"I'm your hip replacement."

The 'ironicycle'.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Old rocker.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"He's deliciously vintage."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Hipster Coffee

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."