Hipster Trendsetters Pillows

"I shaved mine off."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Spontaneous Kombucha

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

The Organic

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Can I get you another coffee?

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."