Hipster Trendsetters Pillows

"I shaved mine off."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Wifi in Hell

Joined at the hipster.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Old rocker.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Spontaneous Kombucha

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

The Organic

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Can I get you another coffee?