Hipster At Heart Pillows

"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."

Old rocker.

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"You say lar-tay, I say latt-ay, let's call the whole thing off."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I seek not the truth. I seek beard grooming tips."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

A Man With A Green Beard In A House With A Matching Green Bush

"King James Version? No, it's a smartphone."

"Two non-fat lattes and a decaf flat white, please."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"I should warn you that I've stopped thinking of my moustache as ironic."

"How's that for a pour over, coffee boy..."

"I used to hate the idea of facial hair - but then it grew on me..."

Barista

Ooh's and Ahh's for your iPhone pics $1.00/minute

"I can't stop humming 'Tea for Two'."

Top knot

Artisanal Lemonade

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Shaving off your Beard

"You look ridiculous."

"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."

"I thought Burning Man would be more interesting."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"Hear this. The new 'in' place is the Bronx."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

A train's dining car is a diner.

Dumpster Chic....Hipster Chic.

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

Handlebar Moustache Man

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.