Hipster Enthusiast Pillows

Hipster Island

Coffee shop menu flow chart.

"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."

"I think my wife is having an affair, I found aftershave in our bathroom."

Hipster Replacement

Snowmanbun

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"So....what's the skinny?"

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

I'm the bluebird of hipsterness.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

I love Pretentious Coffee.

Hipster Coffee

"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."

"Dude, I really feel things shakin' today! Or is that just my phone vibrating?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"You want to be a WHAT?"

Sure, the beard and glasses and pipe and suspenders are all hipster, but the red skinny jeans are a step too far.

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"Hipsto"

Hipster Scientists

A portrait of a man

Artisanal Chum

After Beards

Wifi in Hell

Caricature of a chicken

Chickens

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"He moved to Berlin to pursue something creative he would be bad at here."

"I'm so ready to quit - the pay sucks, and every night I go home reeking of hazelnut."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"