Urban Trendsetter Pillows

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Now that everyone in New York eats at 6, we need to eat at 3."

'Tony Blairs'

High Street Coffee Houses.

'How very St Margarets!'

Urban Jewellery - 'Bling and Buy sale'

"Help!!"

"Cool bling bro!"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

Snake Dress-Up

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

"My dad said they used to be bands."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Social Media

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"