Young Trendsetter Pillows

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Haircuts

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Musical notes bubble gum.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Do you like my bling?

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Woke Jersey Shore

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

New Shades 2020

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"Cool bling bro!"

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

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