Young Trendsetter T-Shirts

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

Hey, you play dress up in your mommy's jewelry, and I'll play dress up in my mommy's jewelry.

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Haircuts

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Musical notes bubble gum.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Pop Culture for Teens

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Do you like my bling?

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Woke Jersey Shore

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

New Shades 2020

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

'Love the kitten heels!'

Future Old People

"Cool bling bro!"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.