Millennial Trendsetter T-Shirts

Woke Jersey Shore

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

Haircuts

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Musical notes bubble gum.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Pop Culture for Teens

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Do you like my bling?

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

New Shades 2020

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

Which way to menswear?

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'