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"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Your eyebrows have gone viral. Get some tweezers."

"If Twitter told you to jump off a bridge, would you?"

"I annoyed my friends by posting pics of my meals, so I stopped that and am posting my Wordle scores instead."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Do you like my bling?

The Design Artiste

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete