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The Common-Spotted Tweeter.

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Your eyebrows have gone viral. Get some tweezers."

"If Twitter told you to jump off a bridge, would you?"

"I annoyed my friends by posting pics of my meals, so I stopped that and am posting my Wordle scores instead."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

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'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

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'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Do you like my bling?

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

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