Viral Trendsetter Pillows

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"You've got Meme's Disease."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'Is this the new input device?'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

The Design Artiste

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Do you like my bling?

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.