Viral Trendsetter Pillows

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"You've got Meme's Disease."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Mac OS 20

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Is this the new input device?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

The Design Artiste

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

Do you like my bling?

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.