Hipster Lifestyle Gifts

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Wifi in Hell

He says he only makes craft honey now.

"Thanks Dude!"

Have you ever wondered where smashed avocado comes from...?

"Yeah, single origin coffee - from this pot."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"I used to hate the idea of facial hair - but then it grew on me..."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Joined at the hipster.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Old rocker.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

The Organic

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."