Hipster Lifestyle Mugs

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"Thanks Dude!"

Have you ever wondered where smashed avocado comes from...?

"Yeah, single origin coffee - from this pot."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"I used to hate the idea of facial hair - but then it grew on me..."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Old rocker.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Organic

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."