Hipster Adventurer Gifts

"Can we go to a coffee park today."

Hipster Yard

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Wifi in Hell

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

Serenading

Push for Disco...

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

New York Netherworld

Spontaneous Kombucha

"He's deliciously vintage."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Thumbing a Lift.