Hipster On Wheels Gifts

'My hybrid car gets better gas mileage than me.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Old rocker.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

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Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

What your guitar says about you.

A train's dining car is a diner.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.