Hipster Adventurer Mugs

"Can we go to a coffee park today."

Hipster Yard

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Old rocker.

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

New York Netherworld

"He's deliciously vintage."

Spontaneous Kombucha

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Thumbing a Lift.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Vacation Bus Photo

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.