"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."
Colonial Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift that feeds the passion of a colonial critic? Explore our collection of cleverly designed items that fuse historical insight with a humorous twist. Ideal for the thinker who enjoys reflecting on the past while adding a dash of creativity to their everyday. Whether for a dedicated historian or a history enthusiast, these products bring a unique blend of academia and wit, making historical critique both fun and stylish.
'The Asiatic Mystery' of Mutinous India
The height of fashion in 1796
"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."
USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe
'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'
Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase
What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.
Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.
"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'
Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.
"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
"I find that hugely offensive!"
"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."
"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."
"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."
"Say 'eh.'"
The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."
'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'
'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'
'Need I tell you the name of the game?'
'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'
'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'
Tempest in a Teapot
The Price of Freedom
Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow
Colonial Larrysburg.
"Now that was post-modern sex."
First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."
Colonial Critic Gifts Collection
Colonial Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring colonial critique themes—ideal for adding wit and history to your morning routine.
Colonial Critic Pillows
Find pillows with smart, historical themes—great for creating a cozy, conversation-starting home ambiance for colonial history lovers.
Colonial Critic Prints
Browse prints that beautifully depict colonial critique with a humorous and artistic flair—perfect for decorating your favorite space with history and wit.
Colonial Critic T-Shirts
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