Colonial Critic Pillows

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

'The Asiatic Mystery' of Mutinous India

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"Say 'eh.'"

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Now that was post-modern sex."

The Price of Freedom

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.