Colonial Studies Expert Pillows

Defeat of Indian Mutiny

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Monroe Doctrine

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

Rudyard Kipling

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

William Bentinck

Kosovo.

Cementing the British Presence in Egypt

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

"With any luck, this mob will high-tail it back home when we tell 'em about the 14 day quarantine."

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

"I'll be honest with you; I kind of hate taxation with representation, too."

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

'Oh, no, Columbus - lawyers!'

'Oh,no, not again!'

British Occupation of Peking-Opium Wars

Death of General Gordon

Plymouth Rock Long Term Parking, $1 per Day.

Flights Out of Afghanistan

'Banjo' Paterson & Rudyard Kipling.

British Soldier in India

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

"I think they're saying something about wanting to maintain the integrity of their border."

"We're looking for something in a colonial."

Elizabeth I says: 'You've named one of the American colonies after me? I can't wait to visit Betty!'