Colonial History Buff Pillows

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

"Thanks to our equal opportunities polies you've been short listed for the job."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Colonial Larrysburg.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Obama.

William Bentinck

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

Rudyard Kipling

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Abraham Lincoln

Alabama Claims - Sir John Bull Falstaff Analogy

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

Uh-oh!

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

Joseph Chamberlain Atempts to Drag Arthur Balfour down the Road to Protectionist Imperial Tariff

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."

Horse 'with no name' tells rider: 'Actually, my name, if you had BOTHERED to ask, is Keith.'

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

Donald Trump

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

Bill Clinton