Colonial History Aficionado Pillows

"We've thought and thought, but we're at a loss about what to call ourselves. Any ideas?"

'Oh, no, Columbus - lawyers!'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Colonial Larrysburg.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Shakespeare's Brain

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

1950's.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Cures for Ye Plague

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

'The gods are perplexing.'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

Pamplona Station

The King In The Rain.

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Brexit Calendar

The Death of Marat

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

Arrest of La Tuta

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."