Colonial History Fan Pillows

"Well, so much for pre-Columbian."

"London tells us not to mess with this one. He's the new Zulu spin doctor."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Colonial Larrysburg.

John F. Kennedy

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

Maypole

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

The Race to Ukraine

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Alabama Claims - Sir John Bull Falstaff Analogy

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

William Bentinck

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'Is it organic?'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

"Did we get the line item veto?"

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...

"That isn't allowed either."

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

Great Moments in Computer History: Lincoln's Gettysburg Address being reduced to 4 nanoseconds.

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.