Civilization Critic Pillows

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Say 'eh.'"

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

The Origin of Creationism

Civilized Salmon

"Now that was post-modern sex."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.

German School

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"I'm after the history section."

"How is it in Russia?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"You're awfully tame this evening."