Let them wear their critique on their sleeve—literally! Our civilization critic t-shirts feature clever sayings and designs that showcase their love for cultural commentary with style and humor.
Blasphemer! Ignoramus. HOJ. Your anti-religious rants will lead to the breakdown of morality. The divine is our source of civilization and humanity. It's what separates us from lowly animals. That and our ability to turn worthless jungle into condos. You're playing dirty now, hairless one.
'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'
The height of fashion in 1796
"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."
'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'
Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase
What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.
"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."
Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'
"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
"I find that hugely offensive!"
Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.
"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."
"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."
"Say 'eh.'"
"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."
"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'
"Now that was post-modern sex."
Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
The Origin of Creationism
Civilized Salmon
"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."
T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.
Troys'R'Us.
The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.
German School
"You're awfully tame this evening."
"I'm after the history section."
"How is it in Russia?"
"Some Debussy, Igor."
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