Civilization Commentator T-Shirts

Dress up their interest in civilization with our witty and stylish t-shirts. Perfect for casual outings or speaking engagements, these tees showcase their passion for history and societal evolution with a fun twist.

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"You're awfully tame this evening." mockup

"You're awfully tame this evening."

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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

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"Ours is not a creative clan."

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"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses." mockup

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

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"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden." mockup

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

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"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

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The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months. mockup

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

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Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly. mockup

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

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Toy Shops and Educated Children

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The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts! mockup

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

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Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam mockup

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

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"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death." mockup

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

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"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?" mockup

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

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Horse statue throws off rider.

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"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it." mockup

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

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"Don't editorialize."

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The Decline of Europe

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"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out." mockup

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

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Sensitivity Reader's Digest

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Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa. mockup

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

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The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism mockup

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

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"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?" mockup

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

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Civilized Salmon

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"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly." mockup

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

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'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...' mockup

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

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"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?" mockup

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

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'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?' mockup

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

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King Solomon's Pollster.

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'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?'' mockup

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

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Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'. mockup

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

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"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?" mockup

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

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Trojan horse with a satellite dish. mockup

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

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"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough." mockup

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

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The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures." mockup

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

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"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss." mockup

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

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Civilization Commentator T-Shirts Collection

Civilization Commentator Mugs

Discover more clever and humorous mugs tailored for civilization enthusiasts on our mugs page — a perfect gift to brighten their mornings.

Civilization Commentator Pillows

Find charming civilization-inspired pillows that add personality and humor to their home decor, exclusive on our pillows selection.

Civilization Commentator Prints

Browse our collection of educational and amusing prints celebrating civilization — ideal for decorating or gifting that speaks to their love of history.