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We'll Name a Military Base After Anyone

Made America Coronavirus

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Nation-building never works."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Pretty Flowers

"And this is our media room."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Trump Poutine

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Laughingstock

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

What's an Imax cave?

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

The discovery of asparagus.

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"Right here's fine."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

This side is the gag reel.

The Fall of Gnome

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"